ayyetrish:

fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that

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"what’s your sexual orientation"

riyoyukai:

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Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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aminaabramovic:

vine fame is honestly ridiculous to me u mean ppl are doing meet n greets and signing autographs cuz they did something ridiculous for 6 seconds

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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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toocooltobehipster:

shopping bitch

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

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tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

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