ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via greeklesbian)

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

likeloveadore:

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THIS IS! 800 customized condoms to promote consent and safe sex!

(via justsay-youlove-me)

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)