lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

(via reginasmom)

  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

zubat:

I am absolutely in love with Zachary Piona.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

(via ruinedchildhood)

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

(via orgasmic-humor)

opalavocado:

georgiagraceartthird:

i don’t only have glitter in my veins, 2013

back on my dash!! this is a ridiculous amount of notes but i’m super happy the title remains intact 

(via justsay-youlove-me)

did-you-kno:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who risked the death penalty to save Jews during the Holocaust by faking an outbreak of Typhus. He spread the fake disease across the town of Rozwadów, which the Germans had to quarantine. His actions saved 8,000 people from going to concentration camps. Source