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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

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k1mkardashian:

chadleymacguff:

santadelasombra:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

genius

what a wonderful time to be alive

can’t wait to try this this summer

inthurnet:

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